Presidential Dog Toy
(Probably the dumbest thing you'll buy this month.)
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Why dogs love Donald:
- 2 squeakers for double the chaos
- Durable construction made for interactive play
- Reinforced seams with cotton ribbon
- Perfect for tug-of-war and fetch
- Designed in the UK
- 100% unofficial and completely unserious
Donald has been tested according to safety standards in the EU, USA, and Australia/New Zealand.
⚠️ Not made for aggressive chewers.
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All orders are shipped from Oslo, and most orders are delivered within 2–3 business days.
All orders placed before 2 PM Monday to Saturday are shipped the same day. Orders placed after 2 PM on Saturday and Sunday are shipped Monday morning.
Presidential Dog Toy - Pet Hates Toys
Whether your dog wants to shake a little orange man around the living room, or you just like to make the atmosphere at the dog park a little uncomfortable, this pack delivers high-level chaos.
TO squeakers. Zero dignity.
Donald comes with two squeakers for maximum noise, chaos, and emotional support barking.
Made for tug-of-war (& political frustration)
Unlike some public figures, Donald is surprisingly durable. His body and arms are made from one solid piece of fabric—perfect for tug-of-war, chewing, and public humiliation.
Poop bags with a message
Our "FULL OF 💩" bags are biodegradable, compostable, and just provocative enough to start conversations you really didn't want to have.
The ultimate gift for dog people
Fun, practical, chaotic, and strangely useful. In other words: the perfect gift.
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